I am from Northern Ontario:

I'm not a hunter, a curler or a cross country skier.
I don't live in a log cabin or a trapper's shack.
I don't eat moose meat every night.
And I don't drive a four by four.
And I don't know Bobby Curtola, Cosmo Filane or Shania Twain,
Although I've heard them all sing.
I have met Myrna Lorrie and she was very nice.
I drink whatever I want but especially clear unpolluted water.
I don't play bingo every night of the week and
I catch pickerel and pike, not Walleye and Northerns.
And I pronounce it To-Ron-To, not Trawna,
And I know that if you came from THERE to help me HERE, then the
cheque is in the mail along with a few other things.
I go for a sauna at the camp, not a steam bath at the cottage
And I've had heat stroke and frost bite in the same month.
Persians ARE cinnamon buns with icing,
George the Porter IS Santa's helper
and Heather Houston IS the best curler.
And the town next to Terrace Bay IS PRONOUNCED SKRY - Ber, not Shry -ber!!!
North Bay is south and Thunder Bay is pretty quiet.
Kakabeka IS the Niagara of the North
and Sudbury is the world's largest meteor crater.
Northern Ontario is the home of the blackfly,
The BIGGEST part of the Precambrian Shield,
And the BEST part of Ontario!!


I AM FROM NORTHERN ONTARIO!!!

Found on a message board, relayed from somewhere else. :)